Football Keeps The Animals Busy

by Cumsleg Borenail

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trevor This is the album of all time

josedenoche Glitchy, utterly distorted, maniacally enhancing. High pitch of conspicuous sounds to illustrate a full-blown & satirical narrative of the common football hooligan as an unrelenting hog in a funny and genius way. Well done, mate!! Gladly I will share a pint or two with ya'.😁🍻⚽🐷 Favorite track: Cant Put Food On The Table, Crowd Goes Wild.

Richard Richard A unique sonic dissertation of 'The Beautiful Game.' Satisfyingly challenging and rewarding electronic noodlings and montages. Serve with chips, a Pukka pie, and a pint. Favorite track: Careers Over Son, Pint?.

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1.	His Dad's Game For Laff 03:21	buy track
2.	It Could Be 1996 Again Y'know 03:59	buy track
3.	You Fink You're Gonna Be A Barrister Wiv All Those Words In Your Mouth 03:16	buy track
4.	Cant Put Food On The Table, Crowd Goes Wild 03:13	buy track
5.	Our Kids Gonna Be A Premier League Star 03:15	buy track
6.	We Wont Tell Yer Mam, Pint? 03:11	buy track
7.	Grandmother's Norwich Garden Festival Entry 03:09	buy track
8.	No Education Just Footy 03:14	buy track
9.	Disco Assault Unit 04:04	buy track
10.	It Went To Court You Got Done, Pint? 03:26	buy track
11.	Careers Over Son, Pint? 03:01	buy track
12.	Game Over Kid 05:07	buy track
13.	A Bit Thick Gets Offended Quick 03:06	buy track
14.	Back On The Street In 6 Months 03:47	buy track
15.	Tall Tales Down t'Pub For Up & Comers 03:04	buy track

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THIS IS A CONCEPT ALBUM BE PREPARED TO BE BORED UNINTERESTED AND CRITICAL

Football really does the keep the animals busy.

Cannot stop listening to Warp Records, Rephlex, Autechre and Aphex Twin at the moment, here is the result.

Conjured, thought about, Cynically Recorded, Sarcastically Mixed and Hopelessly Mastered In 2 weeks.

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released April 5, 2023

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160 bpm to start, then cut and shear the .WAV over and over until you create something new, yeah?

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